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  • Is he still talking?

    Is not brevity the soul of wit? When the Head Groundskeeper burrowed into his crib around 10:30 CST in order to make bed check at Stately Blaska Manor, Donald Trump was still riffing off the Teleprompter like Jerry Lewis during his all-night muscular dystrophy telethons. We get that political figures can’t keep every promise. But…

  • Finally, some justice for Trump

    Jim Justice, that is, and his ugly dog! The VHF and UHF dials on the Stately Manor’s b&w Philco spun merrily Tuesday night as the indentured servants scanned the dizzying array of speakers for Day Two of the Republican National Convention just up the road in Milwaukee WI. We’ve attended two Republican national political conventions,…

  • He is risen, isn’t he?!

    Will bandaged ears become like crucifixes worn in His Name? Donald Trump showed himself to the nation last night 07-15-24 to hosannas from the multitude. No one poked a finger into his side but, Hark! His near-miss survival of a bullet to the head not quite three days (51 hours) earlier is heralded as a…

  • Run for your lives! The Republicans are coming!

    Milwaukee’s racial paranoids get their 15 seconds! The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel went fishing for the pro-Biden campfire scare story it wanted to tell in the run-up to the Republican National Convention in their fair city next month. The newspaper found enough chickens little to quake on cue at the prospect of Republicans scything like hooded…