Tag: Independent Police Monitor
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Speak out against Madison’s police monitor
because its apologists will resist even minor reforms! Among the costs levied by the dysfunctional independent police monitor is the reputational harm it causes the City of Madison. The City may run its buses on time, rake autumn leaves from neighborhood curbs, delight Saturday mornings with art fairs and farmers markets. All overshadowed by the…
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Madison alders try to rein in police monitor
Just want Office to obey the law! Madison alders only want the Independent Police Monitor to play by the same rules as other city agencies. Because: • Independent Police Monitor data analyst Greg Gelembiuk was crunching sensitive crime victim information on his personal computer while working from home until Police Chief John Patterson put a stop…
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A disquisition on the amazing Dr. G
the brainiac behind Madison’s police monitor. The last thrilling episode of Madison’s favorite blogge limned the role played by the one constant in the revolving doors of Madison’s independent police monitors, he being Dr. Gregory Gelembiuk. Our favorite Madison morning newspaper quoted him as saying the merest contact with law enforcement is hurtful to the…
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Woke cop-bashing queen story hour
Madison had two capitols! Sometimes one CAN judge a book by its cover. According to the annual report of the city’s latest independent police monitor, Madison has not one but two capitol buildings, within blocks of each other. Sure, the monitor is only four months in town but might she have questioned the likelihood of…
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Be careful with those Trump $100 bills
Do NOT use them to buy lottery tickets in Mt. Horeb WI! The faceless bureaucrats here at The Werkes have not forgotten the two scamps who seemed to have quite enjoyed their night on the town back on 12-19-25. Dane County District Attorney Ismael Ozanne, on the other hand, appears to have done just that.…
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We monitor the police monitor
for Schlitz and giggles because you can’t kill it! Beginning to think the only reason Madison’s Independent Police Monitor survives like Rasputin after being poisoned, stabbed, and drowned is because throwbacks like Blaska keep trashing it. (We earned our paranoia.) But here comes Madison’s latest (we’ve lost count) police monitor hire, Aeiramique Glass Blake —…