Category: Democrats
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Sex workers are well Hong
Workers of the world, throw off your clothes! For the third straight month, the candidate leading all Democrats in the race for Wisconsin governor remains the one and only Francesca Hong, an out-front socialist like that New York mayor and unlike other Democrats who won’t admit it. John Nichols must be in socialist heaven right…
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What time is it boys & girls?
It’s time to go negative! Our time on this earth is all too brief, which is why we model our lives on this sacred principle: It’s never too early to go negative. If we have a book in us, it would repudiate that 1960s tie-dyed sugar bomb, I’m O.K. — You’re O.K. Some people aren’t,…
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Spotting phonies
Just say no to chameleon candidates! Are you nervous around black people? (Do you poop out at parties? Well, DO YOU?! — Lucy Ricardo) Not in the sense of fearing your purse gets swiped (like that hilarious routine about the elevator). No, my Wonder Breads, you worry your black acquaintance won’t accept you for who…
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America can feel good about itself again
and quit the party of angry! Here is why Republicans will win the mid-terms, even here in increasingly blue Wisconsin. We’re optimists, they’re not. Democrats scold you for not checking your guilty white privilege at the door of this stolen land. Maybe progressives don’t live in a world where everyone is a victim of your…
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They must be crazy
Democrats can’t stand up for America. President Trump’s State of the Union speech Tuesday night got off to an auspicious start when, just a few minutes in, sergeants at arms (they were not masked) hustled the noisome Rep. Al Green (D-TX) and his gilded cane out of the chambers. Did not attend a GOP watch party…