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Tag: Van Jones

  • Anything good on TV tonight?

    Cancel yer own damn self! Would someone please put this blog on hiatus? Wouldn’t mind the time off (Blaska is a slave-driver). More importantly, we could use the big bump in numbers Jimmy Kimmel will get tonight. They’ll have to take a nuclear energy plant out of mothballs just to feed Nielsen’s audience meters. A…

  • Is he still talking?

    Is not brevity the soul of wit? When the Head Groundskeeper burrowed into his crib around 10:30 CST in order to make bed check at Stately Blaska Manor, Donald Trump was still riffing off the Teleprompter like Jerry Lewis during his all-night muscular dystrophy telethons. We get that political figures can’t keep every promise. But…