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Head ’em up! Move ’em out! Rawhide!

Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
Though they’re disapprovin

Serious questions for the peanut gallery: If you knew illegal immigrants were living next door, would you call I.C.E.? If you suspected the strangers in the next church pew were “undocumented,” would you ring the bell? Would it depend? Suspected criminal activity? Untended lawn?

We post these impertinences here in the bosom of sanctuary city Madison WI as a supporter of border security. (Our city is also a nuclear-free zone, so we’ve got that going for us.)

Our progressive … acquaintances, their alphabet-soup groups (such as the ACLU), and their allies in the news media are on high alert for Trump’s Big Roundup. Ears to the ground for klaxons in the night.

A City of Madison spokesman said many city residents are on edge. “Lots of freaked out people around here,” Dylan Brogan told us. A funeral Friday for a serving city police officer attracted the usual phalanx of squad cars, which convinced many that an I.C.E. raid was underway.

Madison ordinance outlines the four conditions that police would cooperate with immigration officials. “We don’t want people to not call the police. … The City is closely examining its lawful options,” Brogan told us.

 When it gets real

The headline in Sunday’s New York Times caught our eye: “For some Democrats, talk of ‘sanctuary cities’ has grown quieter.” The governor of Colorado, for instance, is gun shy about toeing the Democrat(ic) party line since immigrant criminal gangs took over several apartment complexes in Aurora CO. In the last two years, 40,000 immigrants have descended upon Denver. Imagine the hit on social services and law enforcement.

→ Violent assaults, threats of murder, extortion, … and child prostitution [in] gang “stranglehold” [at] Aurora apartment complex. (Read & Weep)

→ “Migrants send list of 13 demands to Denver mayor” (Read & Weep)

We believe this Facebook post refers to the Bishop, not the President

About the lady bishop

The lady bishop who spoke progressivism to power is misguided. Nonetheless, we are gobsmacked by the hate and vitriol greeting her naive call for compassion. For Chrissakes, Bishop Mariann Budde is not a “demon” as some have posted. Others insist that the Episcopal Church has sacked the woman. Why propagate such easily disproven lies? That guilt-ridden denomination is more likely to canonize.

Here’s an idea: Do not return brimstone for her apple sauce. Embrace this teachable moment. Assure the troubled church lady that the tool box carries no thumb screws. Preach that law enforcement is, by its very nature, coercive. Pat the well meaning woman on the head, pour a cuppa tea, and offer a prayer — for both sides of the divine divide.

→ A GOP congressman wants the New Jersey-born bishop deported, according to The Hill

 Democrats fueled round-up

Various attempts by Republicans in the Wisconsin state legislature to ban sanctuary cities have come to nothing. The usual squishes cry that the feds are targeting sanctuary cities run by progressive mayors. Places like Chicago and San Francisco. Of course they are! if you put a worm on a hook, you are going wet it where the fish swim!

Given the federal dragnet, one might suppose that Kammy, Tammy, and Pocan might wish these days that Democrats had completed President #45 and #47’s Big Beautiful Wall instead of selling it for scrap. One might be wrong. U.S. Sen. Tammy Baldwin and Second District congressman Mark Pocan voted NAY on the Riley Laken Act, requiring the deportation of aliens arrested for certain felonies.  

Blaska’s Bottom Line: Open borders extremists created the climate of reaction that made the round-up — and Donald Trump, himself — possible.

Who would YOU like to deport?

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28 responses to “Head ’em up! Move ’em out! Rawhide!”

  1. Kooter Avatar
    Kooter

    I would Deport Tammy and Marky, two of the most Un-American people I know.
    You make a great point, Squire: the Democrats Behavior over the last 4 years made Trump 2.0 possible. Maybe they should look at themselves in the mirror to figure out how this all happened but I think that’s doubtful.

  2. Gary L. Kriewald Avatar
    Gary L. Kriewald

    Granted, the Lady Bishop (an oxymoron in my RC Church) is not a demon–but she IS a self-regarding, virtue-signaling, elitist twerp, who couldn’t resist the temptation to deliver a sermon whose sole purpose was to anger and embarrass the President.

  3. Susan Boston Avatar
    Susan Boston

    I don’t need to deport anyone. We have LEADERS for that doing the will of the common folk, and YAYYYY HOOOORAYYY! I had to look up klaxon – felt kind of stupid that I needed to – but I only got to use one once in my life, and didn’t know that’s what it was called. Some day I’ll tell you that story. It involved booze, an open-top red, white and CHROME convertible, six party animals headed to the retirement party for someone who definitely needed to hang up the mantle. No arrests were made, but only because the BPD were probably sitting down by the dirty water Charles eating Buzzy Roast Beef. Anyway, I pray for your souls, all ye who labor under the regime of Tam, Tony and N(P)oCan. I pray for the Bishop too – that she also has a nice retirement party SOON!

    1. David Blaska Avatar

      Sounds like a good time.

  4. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
    Cornelius_Gotchberg

    Despite his status as a devout Agnostic, The Gotch knows a thing or two about Religion, and about the Religious Bigotry regularly practiced by despicable Lefty.

    It’s real hoot watching them pivot effortlessly from their all-consuming, openly ugly disdain of Christianity and Judaism to slobbering profusely about Budde’s “courage.”

    Two things you DON’T do from the pulpit: You don’t politic (the I.R.S. would agree), and you don’t single out a member of the congregation.

    If you want to see a blank face creased with breathtaking imbecility, ask any dimw!tted Lefty if it would be O.K. for a Preacher to lecture DementiaJoKe, HopeLess Changey, et al, about their True LUVs; abortion/infanticide, and tranny training using juvenile genital mutilation and puberty blockers.

    Expecting even a scintilla of consistency or sense from Lefty? That way madness lies!

    The Gotch

    1. Gary L. Kriewald Avatar
      Gary L. Kriewald

      I’ve heard Biden described in the MSM (peopled, as you aptly put it, by those with an “all-consuming, openly ugly disdain of Christianity and Judaism) as a “devout Catholic”… but only when he’s championing abortion.

  5. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
    Cornelius_Gotchberg

    It’s_Really_Good_To_See: Former Biden Ice Director Praises Trump’s Illegal Immigration Crackdown

    It gets better.

    It aired on MSNBC! Both it and CNN have lost half their viewership (plummeting to 30 year lows!) since the election, mostly to hard-hitting Cartoon Channel programming and Sponge Bob Square Pants reruns.

    The humanity; how far has Lefty fallen? To paraphrase the The Dave Clark Five: Lefty’s In Pieces Bits And Pieces

    The Gotch

  6. Bob Avatar
    Bob

    Didn’t former President Barack Obama say in a speech in 2014 if you were an illegal criminal in this country you would be deported? How times have changed.

    1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius_Gotchberg

      ​​(bolds/caps/italics mine throughout)
      “(Attorney R. Andrew) Free found himself at a political event where the president was present.

      Reluctant to disrupt the scene, but unable to let what he had seen go unspoken, Free struck an uneasy compromise with himself. He politely shook hands with the president, then mentioned his visit to the detention centers. Close them, Mr. President, he begged. ‘IT’S WRONG,’ Free said. ‘AND IT’S GOING TO BE A STAIN ON YOUR LEGACY.’

      ”The president was unmoved. ‘I’ll tell you what we can’t have,’ he told Free. ‘It’s these parents sending their kids here on a dangerous journey and putting their lives at risk.’ Then he moved on down the line, shaking hands with his supporters. Admitted Free: ‘I was dumbfounded.’

      ”Free’s poignant tweets, written a couple of weeks ago, stirred a firestorm of thousands of responses — mostly, it appeared, because THE YEAR HE WAS DESCRIBING WAS NOT 2018 BUT 2015, AND THE PRESIDENT HE WAS REPROVING WAS NOT DONALD TRUMP BUT BARACK OBAMA.

      ” ‘A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT ALL THSI STARTED WITH TRUMP,’ Free told the Miami Herald last week from his Nashville office. ‘IT DIDN’T …‘ ”

      Ah Lefty; so MUCH crushing hypocrisy, so little time!

      The Gotch

  7. Mordecai The Red Avatar
    Mordecai The Red

    Nuclear-free zone? Another liberal failure. There’s been a nuclear reactor on the UW-Madison campus since 1961.

  8. bob dean Avatar
    bob dean

    Just round em up, load em up into C130 and C5’s and attach a parachute. More time efficient than landing and taking off. Do we have any of those big twin roto Chinooks still? Put a life jacket on them and hover 10 feet above the water and bombs away.

    1. richard V Lesiak Avatar
      richard V Lesiak

      How very Christian of you Bob. Maybe you should keep your bigotry private. Do actions like you describe make you any better than the Taliban? It seems people, like you, enjoy inflicting pain more than solving the problem.

      1. bob dean Avatar
        bob dean

        Christian? Nope. How Christian are you. Thou shall not kill includes the unborn. I’m giving them a life jacket and a 10 foot drop into water. Latin Americans are known for a 500 foot drop out of a helo without a net. What would be better? A $$ bounty on them. I sleep good at night. Maybe you should stop biting your pillow.

  9. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
    Cornelius_Gotchberg

    “Migrants send list of 13 demands to Denver mayor”

    What unmitigated, off’n the charts gall, but it serves Mile (1609m) High Morons right to suffer…and suffer Good -n- Hard

    Their Gosh I’m Nice/Look At Me/I’m Dialed In efforts to have illegals inside the tent p!$$ing out has backfired spectacularly. The illegals are comfortably inside, where they’re both p!$$ing AND $#!tting, with idiotic, White-Guilt-inundated Lefty on clean-up.

    Lefty’s bent over the futon, getting ravaged unmercifully, and then thanking them for the privilege.

    The Shadenboner for this is harder than Chinese arithmetic!

    The Gotch

    1. richard V Lesiak Avatar
      richard V Lesiak

      Don’t worry crotch; dementia Don has plans for you and all the other MAGAnuts. He told you that he would toss you all under the bus. It’s just a matter of time. Check on any elderly neighbors. When the Meals On Wheels stop, and their drug prices go up it’s going to be ugly. Lock your doors; hungry people can become quite nasty. It’s a good thing daddy left you a bundle so you can sit back and talk crap.

    2. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
      Cornelius_Gotchberg

      The Gotch’s Dear late Father was a TRUE Father; never ran out on his family and then drinking himself to death.

      A GREAT PATERNAL role model is critical to the upbringing of Y-Chromosomal Units; it’s why The Gotch has been so successful in so many ways…like paying his bills instead of being a DEADBEAT

      It’s pitiably pathetic that losers make lame excuses why they FAILED!

      The Gotch

      1. richard V Lesiak Avatar
        richard V Lesiak

        Yep; he just raised a loud-mouth, bigoted fool that doesn’t care one bit about the country or his neighbors. Rep. McCormick from PA and a member of the Grand Old Pr#$k’s said poor kids should not get any help with their lunches. “They should work for their food.” The interesting part is he made these statements while at the Doral Resort in Fld. enjoying himself on someone’s dime. If you are going to insult me and MY father who died when I was 15 then you better be man enough to put your name on it. How are those tech stocks of yours doing Mr. Bone spur? Don’t worry Dopey Don will bail you out with his crypto scam.

  10. richard V Lesiak Avatar
    richard V Lesiak

    My My; didn’t this site become awkwardly silent today. Must be the sound of the helicopters drowning out the comments. Since Dementia Don froze all gov’t funding and announced that throwing his own voters under the bus didn’t bother him maybe everyone is in shock.

    1. Kooter Avatar
      Kooter

      What’s the over/under for Liesak completely losing it over the next 4 years? Its’s kinda fun to watch!

      1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
        Cornelius_Gotchberg

        Doesn’t one need to actually HAVE something in order to lose something…?

        The Gotch

      2. richard V Lesiak Avatar
        richard V Lesiak

        I wonder how many voters in Nebraska are sorry Dementia Don got elected. After losing the 73million earmarked to upgrade the Omaha airport and all those great jobs that R Congressman got some splain’ to do. Good luck with that. “kinda fun to watch” all these magafools lose their hand outs they been gettin’ from the gumment. All those hillbillies livin’ along the gulf of america will really appreciate all the smart-ass comments from people like you and crotch. Too bad you both don’t have the nuts to put your real names on them.

        1. Kooter Avatar
          Kooter

          Too bad you dont have the nuts to act like an adult.

    2. nemoofthenorth Avatar

      Richard, to use the alliterative ad hominem “Dementia Don” is to remind everyone of the Lewy body incompetence that has been. Adding a beclowning garnish to your comment cocktail makes your argument less palatable. Consider the contrapositive of the oft-repeated line by your heroine: As long as you are burdened by what has been, you’ll never find what can be.

      1. Cornelius_Gotchberg Avatar
        Cornelius_Gotchberg

        “Never Argue With An Idiot. They Will Drag You Down To Their Level And Beat You With Experience.” S. Clemens

        The Gotch

      2. richard V Lesiak Avatar
        richard V Lesiak

        nemo’ buddy. I’m surprised you haven’t caught on yet. After suffering through countless posts by gotch calling Biden “Dementia Joe” I figured it was time to put the same nickname in use for “Dementia Don.” While watching this clown show in DC right now it looks like the name fits. The only thing more clownish is watching people twist themselves in knots trying to defend Dopey Don’s policies of grievance, anger and revenge. He told you what he was going to do, he’s doing it now and you all really love it. Which begs the question; what does it say about you?

  11. richard V Lesiak Avatar
    richard V Lesiak

    ping

  12. One Eye Avatar
    One Eye

    Will DB apply to be part of the WH Press Corps?

    Buckle up it’s the dawn of a new era.

    1. Bob Avatar
      Bob

      Maybe DB will have better questions than some of the others there. I’m glad to hear they are letting the journalist from Africa back in after he was pushed out by KJP.

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