and he wants it painted black!
Lights out, shades drawn for Aaron Rodgers here at the Stately Manor. Iconoclastic, suffering no fools, immunized against B.S. Sure, he’s got a chip on his shoulder but it’s a blue chip, with terabytes of processing power and a clock speed faster than a speeding locomotive! Wily enough to score an hallucinogenic in Peru that the DEA hasn’t yet declared illegal. When you’re wealthy enough to own an NFL franchise (the Chicago Bears) you can do things like that.
At age 39, the GB QB is at what the NY Times likes to call “an inflection point.” Does he quit before Ndamukong Suh scrambles his brains, stick it out with the Packer junior varsity, or replace Tom Brady in a Jane Fonda sequel?
Sports writer Bob McGinn believes the Packers are “done with” Aaron Rodgers. Let’s face it, the Packers are rebuilding and A-Rods’ trade value will never be higher. As an owner, Blaska owes the man $59.465 million if he plays in 2023. For that kind of money, we could buy DePere. Somehow, his $59-odd million counts only $31,623,570 against the team salary-cap. (We were told there would be no math.)
The Trader Lane in me says trade Rodgers for a slew of first-round draft picks. (Make one of them a QB.) Freed from his salary cap, the Packers could hire the starting line-up of the Georgia Bulldogs.
In any event, Rodgers will disappear into a sensory deprivation tank to sort it all out. No light, no sound, no smartphone, no Netflix, no Randall Cobb — probably weightless, as well. Nearest equivalent here in Madison is the WI Department of Regulation and Licensing. Hellz bellz, going dark was a good career move for talents as diverse as J.D. Salinger and (you won’t have) Richard Nixon (to kick around any more). Jesus went into the desert. Trappist monks vow silence. Don Lemon took the day off.
Blaska’s Bottom Line: On the other hand, Republicans nominated Tim Michels for governor and he flat-out disappeared like breadsticks at a Weight Watchers graduation banquet. They held the election without him.
Blaska Policy Werkes 
12 responses to “Blaska goes to the dark side”
The Bi-Polar bares an NFL franchise? Surely you jest.
Speaking of cutting bait, The NFC Norris Division should trade the midgets of the midway (THE worst team in the NFL…BAR NONE…and losers of a record ten [10] in a row!) for…welp…anything.
‘Cause anything would be an upgrade, which will become painfully clear when one of their idiot fan base slobbers away later.
The Gotch
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Rogers should pay more attention to all the teams that are kicking his ass instead of the Bears.
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“Rogers (sic) should pay more attention to all the teams that are kicking his ass instead of the Bears.”
The resident…um…Bi-Polar bares fan (unable to spell Rodgers) suggests the Four Time NFL MVP pay no attention the THE worst team in the known Universe?
That actually makes sense.
A-Rod’s lifetime OWNERSHIP of the midgets of the midway is In Perpetuity will follow him to his new team.
The Gotch
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If that’s the only thing that brings a little joy into your miserable life; then hang on to it.
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” ‘Cause anything would be an upgrade, which will become painfully clear when one of their IDIOT FAN BASE slobbers away later.” (bolds/caps/italics mine)
Like The Gotch said……..
The Gotch
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Management, ownership (Blaska, et al), fans (The Gotch, et al), and Rodgers aren’t happy.
Time to move on.
The Gotch
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Dark Ages, ahead of us they are.
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“Dark Ages, ahead of us they are.”
There Be Dragons…?
The Gotch ain’t buyin’ it!
GO PACKERS!!!
The Gotch
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Q: Why are Chicago Bears fans so loyal?
A: Because it takes a loser to like a loser.
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Q: How do you keep bears off’n your property?
A: Put up Goal Posts.
Q: What’s the difference between the Chicago Bears and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Bears fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up Q:
Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.
Q: What is a Chicago Bears fan’s favorite wine?
A: “We can’t beat Green Bay.”
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of $#!t and an Chicago Bears fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Bears wide receiver, a Bears linebacker, and a Bears defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
One more thing:
After Further Review, The bares Still Suck!
The Gotch
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Gotch, I’m stealing some of these. Thanks for the laughs.
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B!tchslappin’ the eminently b!tchslappable Bi-Polar bares, and by extension their moronic fans (one in particular!), is a worthy endeavor deserving not curses but high praise!
The Gotch
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