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Has Trump pronounced fatwa?
“Mitch McConnell … has a DEATH WISH. Must immediately seek help and advise from his China-loving wife, Coco Chow.” — Donald Trump 10-01-22.
(Elaine Chao, Trump’s Secretary of Transportation who resigned following the 01-06-21 riot at the US Capitol.)
For extra credit: How is this racism excusable?
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Don’t they watch the Packers?
15-year-old locked and loaded
On Sunday afternoon 09-25-22, Madison police were dispatched to the 5700 block of Raymond Rd. for a report of a man being chased by another man with a firearm.
As officers began to flood the area, a suspect description was given by the 911 caller.
One officer indicated that the suspect may have been heading onto Russett Rd. Another officer, who was traveling on Russett Rd. from the opposite direction indicated that he saw a group of individuals, at least one of whom matched the suspect description from the gun call, who were running from the area.
The officers believed that these subjects were likely involved, due to the description and proximity, as well as the fact that the suspects immediately began to run upon seeing officers.
Immediately, two officers began pursuing one subject who they thought was likely the suspect. This foot chase lead through yards and courtyards of apartment complexes in the area, and ultimately was stopped when officers caught the suspect trying to hop a fence.
As officers took this suspect into custody, they located a loaded and chambered .40 caliber firearm on his person.
The subject was later revealed to be 15 years old, and the gun was determined to have been stolen previously in the City of Madison.
After investigation, it was learned that the 15 year old was not believed to be the original subject of the first weapons call, and that investigation is ongoing. The 15 year old was conveyed to the Juvenile Reception Center (JRC) on charges of Possession of a Dangerous Weapon by a Person Under 18, Possession of a Stolen Firearm, and Resisting Arrest.
Education
Blaska Policy Werkes 
BAD MEMORIES.
As a young boy I had a rabid interest in science, and I had ALL the “science kits”, (rocks, fossils, chemistry, etc.) So, it is “hypothetically possible” that one year I “might” have received the “Uncle Milton’s Ant Farm” along with the “Gilbert Atomic Energy Lab” for Christmas. (I can neither confirm, nor deny)
I can neither confirm, nor deny, that in the proper proportions, Nestle’s Quik powder and the powder from cap-gun roll caps, when mixed with the Uranium 238 (supplied) will create the much more unstable isotope Uranium 235. (radioactive)
I CAN confirm that ants LOVE Nestle’s Quik…….(and I mean really, REALLY love it)
After 4 or 5 days I may, or may not, have gone through all the Uranium, two large boxes of Quik, and all of my caps (along with some powder from old shotgun shells). It is possible, at this point, that the hypothetical ants, IF they existed, may have been “quite large”. IF this were the case, then, unable to feed or contain them, my first impulse would have been to do what ALL Americans do with animals that have grown too large and dangerous to keep (ie:Turn Them Loose In South Florida) But Florida is well over 1,000 miles away, and I could only ride my bike in a six block radius of my house, so I MIGHT have set them free in the railroad yards behind my friend Odie’s house. (Can neither confirm, nor deny)
How they got to New Mexico, and then L.A.? (if, indeed, that is what happened) — I don’t know.
How did the Federal Agents find me? — Probably Odie’s younger sister, Carla (a legendary snitch)
Hollywood made a some-what fictionalized movie, (called “THEM !!!”), that was based on the “alleged” event. The human death tolls were a bit lower in the movie, and the use of flame-throwers, rather than DDT, was over done, but it was just California, so who cares? So Hollywood makes a movie, “common ants mutate into giant man-eating monsters that threaten civilization” But I’m prohibited to talk about it?. Go figure.
All I know is, every Christmas after that, all I got was clothes. Every Christmas, … clothes.
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On advice of counsel, I now claim the post above to be Russian Dis-Information, and will have no further comment on the matter.
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