Today’s Man on the Street question!
Madison’s woke busy bodies want to change the name of Madison Memorial High School because, apparently, Mr. Memorial owned slaves back in the day. It is a matter of time before someone will discover that James Madison (another dead white man) also owned a slave or two and probably spit in the fire when there was meat upon it. Wearing two layers of face mask, our intrepid reporter approached a demographically incorrect cross section of Madison residents and passersby asking what should be our fair city’s new moniker.
Education
Blaska Policy Werkes 
So many options…. one that comes to mind, after news of yesterday’s march on campus led by none other than a bullhorn-wielding Justhea Smollstein, is:
Crazytownville, WI
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“Golden Eagles, Wisconsin” . It’s already been vetted.
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Wokesville? Snowflake City? Marxtown? Shots Fired? Taxopolis? White Guiltistan? Big Brothergrad? Just off the top of my head …
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Washington Football Team
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Guano City.
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Wokeistan
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Portland East High School
East Portland, WI.
Anarchist County
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The Woke Worker’s Paradise.
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Impossible task, as there isn’t a word in the dictionary that wouldn’t be deemed racist. I suggest just leaving the renamed city blank.
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Moscow on the 4 Lakes or Pyongyang II
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Rename Madison to FUBAR!
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ProgDanistan.
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JAMES MADISON – Founding Father, 4th President. US Constitution, US Bill of Rights, 5th Secretary of State (Louisiana Purchase) JAMES MADISON – slaveholder (100 plus)
Take the University, Isthmus, and associated neighborhoods- change the name to RABBIT HOLE (as things get “curiouser and curiouser”), and the rest can stay Madison. Problem solved!
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This is easy! Call the city Progressive.
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Barter Town
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