What should Madison WI be renamed?

Today’s Man on the Street question!

Madison’s woke busy bodies want to change the name of Madison Memorial High School because, apparently, Mr. Memorial owned slaves back in the day. It is a matter of time before someone will discover that James Madison (another dead white man) also owned a slave or two and probably spit in the fire when there was meat upon it. Wearing two layers of face mask, our intrepid reporter approached a demographically incorrect cross section of Madison residents and passersby asking what should be our fair city’s new moniker.

What would YOU call our town?

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20 Responses to What should Madison WI be renamed?

  1. AdamC says:

    So many options…. one that comes to mind, after news of yesterday’s march on campus led by none other than a bullhorn-wielding Justhea Smollstein, is:

    Crazytownville, WI


  2. One eye says:

    “Golden Eagles, Wisconsin” . It’s already been vetted.

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  3. calypsofacto says:

    Wokesville? Snowflake City? Marxtown? Shots Fired? Taxopolis? White Guiltistan? Big Brothergrad? Just off the top of my head …

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  4. Dave says:

    Washington Football Team

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  5. Mike says:

    Guano City.


  6. Frederick Remeschatis says:


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  7. Herm says:

    Portland East High School
    East Portland, WI.
    Anarchist County


  8. patrickmoloughlin says:

    The Woke Worker’s Paradise.


  9. Landon Perkins says:

    Impossible task, as there isn’t a word in the dictionary that wouldn’t be deemed racist. I suggest just leaving the renamed city blank.


  10. Ed says:

    Moscow on the 4 Lakes or Pyongyang II


  11. Rename Madison to FUBAR!


  12. Iam Pistoff says:



  13. pANTIFArts says:

    JAMES MADISON – Founding Father, 4th President. US Constitution, US Bill of Rights, 5th Secretary of State (Louisiana Purchase) JAMES MADISON – slaveholder (100 plus)

    Take the University, Isthmus, and associated neighborhoods- change the name to RABBIT HOLE (as things get “curiouser and curiouser”), and the rest can stay Madison. Problem solved!

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  14. Paul Leuthe says:

    This is easy! Call the city Progressive.

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  15. Sheppy says:

    Barter Town


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