AOC recalls barely surviving terrorists who seized Nakatomi Plaza

Blames Officer John McClane for not identifying himself

Babylon Bee reports, you decide:

U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said she was able to sneak away from Hans Gruber’s henchmen and hide behind a bathroom door for safety.

“But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wifebeater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility!  He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police. And like where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”


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9 Responses to AOC recalls barely surviving terrorists who seized Nakatomi Plaza

  1. U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez really has become quite a joke, the only time she opens her mouth is to change socks.

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  2. Good Dog,Happy Man says:

    If you can’t stand the heat don’t stand too close to AOCs pants.

    Delbert McClinton was right, “If you can’t lie any better than that, you might as well tell the truth.”

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  6. Cornelius Gotchberg says:

    We Need To Invent Technology That’s Never Even Been Invented Yet.” 0CRAZY0-Cortez

    The Gotch


  7. Liberty says:

    Happening tonight in DC. Hey leftists, where’s the righteous indignation?


  8. No Body says:

    Actually it was Nakoma Plaza but no body knows about it.


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