Get your mind right
A progressive suggests the head groundskeeper at Blaska Policy Werkes enroll in one of the Racial Justice seminars available here in Madison WI and around the nation, some of them taught by authentically black people.
She recommends these tutorials as a curative for the racism endemic in American society. Blaska raised his hand to inquire whether that racist society infected the neighbor’s own residence or was she spared by the lamb’s blood she poured on the door post.
“I am sure there are actions that I take or do not take that end up contributing to the circumstances that lead young people to think it is OK to steal cars,” she responded.
How guilty are you?
Given that certainty, the Werkes asked, what actions are those? And why do you keep doing them? Apparently, the lady had not taken one of the White Guilt courses for she has not answered as of this writing. The white lab coats at the Werkes worked up this Final Exam — one that might well be found in the Rev. Gee’s seminars:
How to score: If you answered 1. False, 2. Wet streets, 3. Urban myth, 4. Shame on me, 5. Police, 6. None, 7. Psychotic!, 8. Mayor Satya, 9. Victims not victors, 10. Wahl (Ghostbusters is also acceptable), 11. Responsibility, and 12. No victims! — congratulations! You’ll be run out of Madison very soon!