Found at the Jeffrey Epstein mansion. What WAS goin’ on?
With apologies to Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels:
Clinton with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Clinton with the blue dress on
Clinton with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Clinton with the blue dress onFee, fee, fi, fi, fo-fo, fum
Look at mine today, here he comes
Wearin’ his wig hat and shades to match
His high-heel shoes and an alligator hat
Wearin’ pearls and diamond rings
He’s got bracelets on his fingers, now, and everything?Clinton with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Clinton with the blue dress onHey I said now, devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,
Clinton with the blue dress on.
On the other hand, it IS a good look. Might even rehabilitate his reputation.
Discriminating people want to know:
• Gov. Evers and Democrats are calling for universal background checks. Why were there no background checks for the not-so-great Mandela Barnes?
• Segway Boy gets no jail time? The guy has been dying of the same heart attack longer than Hyman Roth.
• Can’t help but think on Epstein’s Orgy Island a little guy looks up into the sky and says, “Da Plane, da plane!”
• U.S. Reps Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib prohibited from visiting Israel? They should be required to spend time there. Dodging in-coming from Hezbollah.
• As Brian Hagedorn is sworn in as a justice of the Wisconsin Supreme Court this week, the Democrat(ic) attack dogs at One Wisconsin Now cavil: “Questions about Brian Hagedorn’s ability to fairly serve all remain unanswered.” Actually, that question was answered on April 2.
• Fast-growing Sun Prairie is looking for a mascot name for its new high school (presumably P.C.). This alumnus suggests “Corn Boilers.” Still thinking of what to call that school to differentiate it from the first H.S., cleverly named after the city. (Please, no directional names!)
• We do not believe certain liberals of our acquaintance should be trusted with guns and will so inform authorities under the proposed red flag laws.
• Never mind! Turns out the Philadelphia shooter was not allowed to own guns, did not legally own guns, and was not an angry young white guy. So much for the mainstream news media’s preferred profile.
• Why are the freedom protestors flying American flags in Hong Kong while none were to be seen at the Democrat(ic) presidential debates?
Blaska’s Bottom Line: A Monica-blue dress, at that. Text us if you see it on CNN or Rachel Maddow. A broken neck but no real drop? Jail guards on break? Move along. Nothing to see here, folks.
Blaska Policy Werkes 
22 responses to “Clinton with a blue dress on”
Could not have happened to a nicer guy.
Borrowed from the web:
Dear Jeffrey,
So sorry to hear about your suicide tomorrow. Best wishes,
Bill and Hill
Xoxo
Clintonized
He got the Marilyn Monroe
Another victim of the 100% fatal Arkansas flu.
We are up to 27 “suicides” now by those who had the goods on the Clintons.
Who exactly strangled Epstein?
Democrat found dead in cell. Warden overheard to say “Good start”.
Have a gut feeling, his will be a lightly attended funeral.
This stinks worse than Hillary’s colostomy bag.
Photographers were amazed to see an aging somewhat crippled Bill Clinton doing back flips and somersaults all over his yard this morning…
Was this a training session for Chelsea?
I hope his Pilots are in Witness Protection!
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My Kingdom (and the royalties to my next novel) to be a fly on the wall at the Chappaqua compound, or whichever door the lyin’ thievin’ deceivin’ Hillarity happens to be darkening!
The Gotch
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We’re ignoring an inescapable back-story; to what extent was this masterpiece, its Creator, and his existence funded by the NEA?
The Gotch
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HER existence…
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One has to truly admire the gumption of the left. Philadelphia’s mayor arguing that the rest of America should give up their rights because his city is unwilling to put the savages in cages was impressive to behold. The list of felony charges the city let the gunman walk on is mind boggling.
The story is similar in the other leftie cities and states; degenerates who will obviously commit violent crimes are left free to victimize society. The left does not give two farts about “ending gun violence”. They can’t even be bothered to prosecute violent criminals with guns where they exercise complete control. For them gun control is a weapon to go after the people they hate the most.
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Discriminating people also want to know the “logic” behind SF authorities’ decision to cover up the WPA era mural depicting the life and times of our nation’s first president in a local high school named after him. The mural, done by a card-carrying Communist, far from glorifying GW, presents him as a slaveowner and a scourge of Native Americans. Preventing anyone from seeing a work of art and destroying outright it is a classic case of a distinction without a difference. And of course the left sees no harm in their brand of censorship because it clearly has a loftier purpose: helping to create a world where nothing ever offends a single person of color. EVER. “Censorship is to art as lynching is to justice.”–Henry Louis Gates
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Gotta wonder if Willie regrets posing fer this. Then again, the blue dress is connected to one of the most famous women to go down in history.
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@George’s Son;
I seriously doubt the former Serial-Sexual-Predator-In-Chief posed for it.
He may be a lot of things, nearly all disgustingly unsavory and perverted, but he ain’t stupid; not THAT stupid, leastways.
The Gotch
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Gotch, As usual, (fer me) I was being facetious, RE: Willie. Since achievin’ the age of reason, I have confuddled folks. Sorry; My bad…. But I’ll bet’cha Willie perused that recently re-discovered painting with an eye towards how them red shoes went with the bright & shiny blue dress…. —-Oops, there I go again!
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@George’s Son;
You…you’re very good, YOU!.
The Gotch
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Sprocket at 0912: primo.
Screeching for stricter more invasive gun laws:
A microcosm of how sheeple are persuaded to relinquish their fundamental freedoms so that bigDaddy government will protect them from the problems bigDaddy helped to create in the first place.
There already are ample gun laws but they’re not enforced, so only disingenuous a$$holes campaign for more. All the laws in the universe will not reverse the disintegration of family, community, and culture incubating lost frustrated and violent males.
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Gun nut yaps are always yapping we just need to start enforcing existing guns laws. No one ever says what laws aren’t being enforced. Enlighten me.
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Check Chicago, DC, Baltimore, Philly and NYC. Murder is against the law yet some people still do it. More laws! Make sure everyone is perpetually in violation of something.
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Right. No answer to my question. Guess you couldn’t.
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I’m in a rush, so just from the top my head;
Google Maurice Hill’s arrest record (Philadelphia gunman), multiple arrest for firearms offenses, none prosecuted. He’s far from alone. When Kamala was DA in SF gun offenses got 30-90 days in county. DA’s routinely plea down, or decline to charge gun offenses.
The Parkland shooter committed numerous crimes which would have made it illegal for him to purchase the guns he did. Soft headed, don’t criminalize children, policies meant he wasn’t arrested or prosecuted for the multiple assaults and terroristic threats he committed.
The feds rarely prosecute straw purchases. When they do the results are a joke. In Chicago, straw purchasers receive community service and probation. These are people supplying guns to criminals, they are committing felonies, they should be in prison for decades.
Lefties love criminals and work tirelessly to ensure they are unpunished and free to roam. The right wants them crushed like the cockroaches they are. I’m not giving up my rights because the left wants a hug-a-thug petting zoo.
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@Sprocket;
“hug-a-thug petting zoo.”
Good one; though perhaps @AnonyBob may not agree.
Perhaps we may inquire after he’s done tending some severe 3rd degree burns to both his keester AND his laughably failed ideology.
The Gotch
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Good to hear Sprocket supports Kamala.
So, prosecutors under-prosecute. Why does that happen? That means we shouldn’t legislate more restrictions on gun ownership? Parkland shooter should have been kept from buying an assault rifle, but you guys oppose universal background checks? “Lefties love criminals…”? How do you take anyone seriously who utters such drivel?
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For the A-Bobster 10:00 AM. You asked “Sprocket” a question. He responded well with facts based on research (his own at that) and kinda crushed ya to powder. Puhleeze -Can you EVER do some knowledge-based comments? Yer Hit-n-Run verbositys are, as always, just another short but cheap shot. I am pleadin’ here….
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PHILADELPHIA: Maurice Hill, Who Wounded Six (6) Cops In Shootout, Is Devout Muslim Who Attended Jihadi Mosque.
Funniest thing; I don’t recall this information being provided by any of the reliable Lefty news feeds.
Anyone else? @AnonyBob? Bueller….?
The Gotch
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Maybe because it was…irrelevant, IF it’s true? Maybe you should weenie yourself off crank “news” sites?
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Relevance in the scary little world @AnonyBob occupies is IF (however tangentially and idiotically) it may be tied to The Donald, melanin-challenged Y-Chromosomal Units, and the Lefty’s cause du jour White Supremacy.
“Crank” news sites in the scary little world @AnonyBob occupies are those that report what the Lefty news sources omit: Real Real mean Inconvenient Truth that defies any narrative that successfully herds the feral Lefty base.
Don’t be like @AnonyBob!
The Gotch
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ABob, Parkland shooter was enabled by the Obama ‘let’s cut the drop out to prison’ program by expunging minority minor’s offenses so they aren’t on his record when he goes to buy guns. Also recall a hopelessly corrupt FBI from being able to find the kid despite sheriff Coward from Broward sending his minions to the kid’s home 30 plus times.
Go ahead Mr. Law Enforcement tell me what law would you write to stop the Madison gang bangers from the many shots fired incidents. I don’t give a damn how many more laws you want to pass. It does nothing but make you feel better.
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