School-to-prison pipeline is back in session
from the Madison police blotter
Let’s teach restorative driver’s ed
11-17-19 — 6:38 p.m. Officers responded to Frisch Rd/Bettys Lane for a hit-and-run. Witnesses described observing a vehicle hit a tree and observed all occupants flee on foot. The vehicle was reported stolen. K9 track conducted. Suspects remain at-large.
11-18-19 – 12:09 a.m. Officers responded to a crash on Femrite Drive. Witness reported observing a vehicle lose control, leave the roadway, roll and that the occupants then fled from the vehicle. Investigation continuing.
11-18-19 — 1:55 a.m. Officers responded to Hy-Vee on S. Whitney Way after two juveniles entered the store and stole merchandise. A store employee/victim attempted to stop the juveniles, who pushed her down. The suspects fled in a vehicle.
Monthly Archives: April 2018
Madison’s Me-Too movement The board of directors here at the Blaska Policy Werkes unceremoniously demoted the chief fact-checker here at the Manor, stripped off his epaulets, and canceled his subscription to Guns and Garden magazine. For the first time in … Continue reading
Ald. Phair’s virtue is far superior to the one-armed veterans of the Union cause who shed blood so that all Americans could be free A Madison citizen e-mailed Ald. Matt Phair, urging that the memorial stone to the Madison woman who cared … Continue reading
The band played ‘Dixie’ as Confederate POWs were marched to Camp Randall What a spectacle it must have been that Sunday, April 20, 1862! The Civil War had been raging for a full year, Wisconsin boys had mustered out of Camp Randall … Continue reading
Hey Mark Pocan, does your offer to hire Andrew McCabe still stand? The Resistance is certain Trump Must Be Guilty of Something. But what? Conspiring with Vladimir? Hiring hookers? Firing Jim Comey? Developing real estate? The Left’s We-Know-Who-Dunnit novel appears … Continue reading
Spring arrived at the Stately Manor on Friday, which explains the slowdown at the Policy Werkes. The indentured servants installed crash bars to protect the Squire’s Moto Guzzi and its 90-degree, horizontally opposed twin fire pots. Only took all afternoon … Continue reading
The joke is on you! Heard that canard about our liberal-progressive-socialist acquaintances having no sense of humor. That canard happens to be true. As proof, we present Carousel Andrea Bayrd, county supervisor from Madison’s West side and aggrieved white liberal. … Continue reading